Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Don't do it.(Theme from Baretta, Sammy Davis Jr.)

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I dated myself with that reference.

And I do believe the song is called, "Keep your Eye On The Sparrow" from the ORIGINAL Candyman himself, the one and only Sammy Davis Jr.

Keep your eye on the sparrow and your FAKE vaccination card. Because it's stuff like that, that will get you caught up like this.

You did two things wrong. You used a fake card and you spelled Moderna, "Maderna".

If you're going to be dumb, you gotta be tough. That too is a quote from a song but the name escapes me.

Fake and Felony both start with "F".

Back in January I made mention of how our vaccination cards looked like grade school report cards and looked way to easy to replicate.

Because one of my biggest concerns is folks lying about taking the vaccine, providing some fake card with fake information, and saying they don't have to wear a mask or do anything else because they have been vaccinated.

I Googled Covid-19 vaccination card and look what I found.

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I Googled and found an image (I won't share now) that was a blank CDC vaccination card. And I'm sure you can find one on the internet if you look hard enough.

And this.

It was only a matter of time before this.

In case you didn't know buying, selling or possessing a fake Covid vaccination card is a crime. I'm sorry that word's not strong enough. Felony. It's a felony.

And here in Michigan, our very own Attorney General Dana Nessel IS NOT HAVING IT. She's already after one seller from Facebook.

You could take the shot or take your chances with the felony. Oh and the third option of the horse and cow de-wormer.

That third option is Joe Rogan approved.

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