According to Bolde.com, you will soon be able to buy a mask that makes you look just like your pet. I'm not talking about some ears and a nose that you turn into a "sexy cat costume" for a Halloween party. I'm talking about a realistic, exact replica of your dog or cat's (or hamster's?) head. And where did this idea come from? If you said the always inventive island nation of Japan - come on down and claim your prize. (Not really - I don't have a prize waiting for you at the station, but...uh, good job.)

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All you have to do is fill out an online form, submit a photo of your pet and send the company (Shindo-office) about $2700 and you'll get a wearable head that will look like your pet. Oh, the people you'll meet.

I'm not here to judge, but good luck with all this.

Here's the story.