Dog Disguised As Giant Spider Is the Scariest Thing

You've heard of Spider-Man, but let us now introduce you to Spider-Dog.

In this prank, a dog is dressed up in a spider outfit, making the pooch look like the result of some horrific radioactive catastrophe, while the horrified people who come across feel like they're in some real life version of a terrible SyFy movie that somehow gets a sequel (yeah, we're looking at you, 'Sharknado').

It's the most frightening thing this side of being left alone to make small talk with your girlfriend's parents.