Michigan Woman is Pronounced Dead then Found Alive at Funeral HomeMichigan Woman is Pronounced Dead then Found Alive at Funeral HomeFirst responders tried to revive the woman for 30 minutes before declaring her dead.ChristineChristine
Florida is Going to Release 750M Genetically Modified MosquitoesFlorida is Going to Release 750M Genetically Modified MosquitoesThe modified mosquitoes will only be male since female mosquitoes are the only ones who bite humans and animals.ChristineChristine
The State Recalls Marijuana After Someone Licked a Pre-RollThe State Recalls Marijuana After Someone Licked a Pre-RollThere's a good chance most potheads are too high to care.ChristineChristine
Michiganders Hate Social Media More than Anyone Else, According to TwitterMichiganders Hate Social Media More than Anyone Else, According to TwitterIronically, Michigan also uses social media the most. ChristineChristine
Michigan Dispensary Trading Cannabis for Coins Amid ShortageMichigan Dispensary Trading Cannabis for Coins Amid ShortageYou roll the coins, they roll the cannabis.ChristineChristine
Michigan Man Wins $2M After Being Given the Wrong Lotto TicketMichigan Man Wins $2M After Being Given the Wrong Lotto TicketThe man originally asked for a $10 scratch-off and was given the $20 one by mistake.ChristineChristine
No, Tito’s Vodka Will Not Protect You from the CoronavirusNo, Tito’s Vodka Will Not Protect You from the CoronavirusThe vodka may be "handmade" but it's not made to be used as hand sanitizer.ChristineChristine
MI Police Arrest Two Drivers Who Fell Asleep at the Drive-ThruMI Police Arrest Two Drivers Who Fell Asleep at the Drive-ThruWhat's ironic is the sleepy drivers didn't even know each other.ChristineChristine
Michiganders Are Still Wondering “Does She Love Me?”Michiganders Are Still Wondering “Does She Love Me?”It seems as if lots of Michiganders might be confused this Valentine's Day.ChristineChristine
What is it with Gators in Michigan?! Another One Was on the Loose Tuesday Morning!What is it with Gators in Michigan?! Another One Was on the Loose Tuesday Morning!Is Michigan becoming the new "gator country?"ChristineChristine