Want to Quit your Job? There’s an App for That!
And its HILARIOUS! I think I just spent 30 minutes going through all the options in this app and sending out fake quit texts to people in my phone book. Oh yea, and since you'll be quitting your job, this app is free, so don't stress out about downloading it! Here's one of the texts I sent out today with the app that is HILARIOUS (Oh and Sorry Josh!)
Dear Boss, I come into work every day, sit at my desk, and click endlessly on my screen. My mind goes completely blank. So I'm prtty sure I have this whole 'meditation' thing down. I decided to take it to the next level and work on my mind-body connection, so I bought a year-long membership to the trendiest yoga studio in town. I also got a new wardrobe of yoga clothes to match my membership and, I've gotta tell ya, I look GOOD. I want to wear this stuff all day, every day. And the only way I can do that is if I become a Yogi. So as of today, I quit. I'm never wearing real pants again.