Poop

There is a load of stories about a woman who broke the world record for the longest single poo. Do the stories pass the smell test?

A man entered the Meijer store around 3:30 in the afternoon. Located an empty box on a shelf inside the store. Defecated in said box, resealed it and placed it back on the shelf.

Board games that involves throwing burritos, slapping ninjas, and 2 separate games based on dodging dog poo.