Lions fans usually have pretty high exceptions for the team every year. Fans of the Packers, Steelers, Ravens, get rewarded occasionally for their loyalty. The Lions fans...they have jokes the get them through each season.
Stuff a Lions hoodie with a fake fat belly to fatten yourself up, throw a Lions cap on your head, adorn your face with a fake beard and shove a pencil behind your ear and voila! You're an NFL coach with a 9 and 22 win/loss record.