Michiganders should never be taken with a grain of salt. We go on to be big names in the industry. I mean, come on. We have Tim Allen, and of course, the dreamy Mathew Lillard all in our corner.
You can almost hear the dulcet tones of David Attenborough as he describes spotting one in their natural habitat. "The cold season is coming, and none adapts quicker and seemingly with more joy than the Female College Student. She will soon seek out all things pumpkin spice to photograph using various hash tags and filters to share with her "pod," a collection of other Female College Students before winter's bitter approach."
It's weird to see that it's closer to drive to other state capitals than it is to the one you live in, but it's true. Also a great reminder on just how big the mitten state is.