14-year-old Eric Kilburn Jr. is 6'10" and still growing. He and his family have struggled to find shoes to fit his size 22 feet, but multiple brands have reached out and offered to make custom shoes for him.
This county-by-county map shows a complicated situation of NFL fandom for Michiganders. Lions, Packers, Vikings and Colts fans can all claim pockets of the state.
This person is going to be heavily inebriated on Sundays for roughly the next 24 weeks, so unless you plan on joining him on Sundays, I would just stay away from the house on weekends. It ain't gonna be pretty.