Basic

How “Basic” is Michigan?
You can almost hear the dulcet tones of David Attenborough as he describes spotting one in their natural habitat. "The cold season is coming, and none adapts quicker and seemingly with more joy than the Female College Student. She will soon seek out all things pumpkin spice to photograph using various hash tags and filters to share with her "pod," a collection of other Female College Students before winter's bitter approach."