Someone brought a giant box of fortune cookies into the office today. I
ate my cookie read my fortune -- it said "You are going to have a very comfortable old age."
I find the timing of this "special delivery" and the contents of this message to be highly suspect; the second largest Mega Millions jackpot -- almost $600 million as of right now -- stands to be won by
someone me, now that I am a victim of what is OBVIOUSLY some kind of scam to encourage people to buy more lottery tickets.
Alright, gotta go to the corner store. Ttyl.