Buy Your Way Into Hell…and Own It…For Real

It’s a common thing, you know.....Hell.

We’ve been told to go there, had partners who put us through a living Hell, used the phrase in exasperation, waited ‘til it froze over.....and now, each of us has the opportunity to buy our way into Hell.
Literally.
No joke.
No exaggeration.
This is the real deal.

The little hamlet of Hell in Livingston County is up for grabs, on the market, up for sale.

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You can buy the entire Michigan village of Hell for a mere $650,000.
For really and truly.
Not for a day, not for a trial period, but for keeps...or as the cloven-hooved keeper of the Underworld would claim, for an eternity.

The 7-acres is up for grabs in one bundle: the bar, restaurant/party store, souvenir shop, mini-golf, Hell dam, ice scream parlor, wedding chapel..... the whole damn thing.

Throngs of tourists come here every year, so how can it miss?

John Colone is the one selling it all after being its caretaker ever since 1998 . He laboriously designed and assembled it all himself and used all the tricks of the Hell trade to publicize. At 80 years old, he is ready to sit back, relax, and let someone else become the gatekeeper...and keymaster.

Interested? Go visit Mr. Colone in Hell.
He's easy to find.