8 Old Laws In Michigan You’ve Definitely Broken Before

On average, how many laws do you think that you break in Michigan in a day? A couple... none... maybe too many to count?

What if I told you, that you could be breaking some old laws in Michigan, and you didn't even know it.

Don't worry thought, these laws are mostly obsolete now anyways... right?

Old Laws in Michigan That You've Definitely Broken Before

Look, no judgement either if you've broken them... you can just claim your every day common criminal badge before most people do.

Take a look at these old laws in Michigan, that you definitely didn't know existed.

It Is Illegal to Paint Sparrows to sell as Parakeets!

I don't really get this law, but hey! At least I can't be scammed for my parkeet.

It is Illegal to tie an Alligator To A Fire Hydrant in Detroit\

Ope- what did you mean I couldn't park this guy here!? He's on a leash....

It Is Illegal To Smoke While In Bed

Okay, this one I think a lot of people have definitely broken. While I think it is a bit odd and strange, I do get it. Do you really want a house fire caused by smoking in your bed?

In Kalamazoo - You Can't Serenade Your Sweetheart

I guess if you love them, you can't show them through the art of music. I'm sure you'll get a pass though on this one... I would hope.

You Can Keep Your Cow on the Mainstreet in Wayland for 3-Cents Per day

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. This is me asking you not to.

Car Sales are Prohibited on Sundays

This one doesn't make sense to me, but to each their own I guess.

It Is Against The Law To Destroy a Vintage Radio

Score one for radio... though, this doesn't make much sense to me.

If a Robber is hurt on your property - They Can File A Claim

I get it... but we should really change that.