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Watch Tim Burton’s Exceedingly Weird and Rare Version of ‘Hansel and Gretel’
It would seem that Tim Burton has been making weird versions of already-weird stuff since the beginning of his career.
Lost & Found: You Can Flick Your Bic at the Drive-In
This commercial is confusing on so many levels, choosing where to begin is almost impossible.
Lost & Found: Don’t Be That Creepy Guy at the Gym
Ladies have a difficult time at the gym dealing with guys who feel no compunction at staring at them.
Lost & Found: The Internet’s Future
We take the Internet for granted now.
5 Most Amazing Celebrity Conspiracy Theories
Thanks to the Internet -- as well as "public figures" like Glenn Beck, Alex Jones and David Eick -- conspiracy theories have become a part of mainstream pop culture.
New ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ Trailer Is Rife With Awesomeness
Without knowing anything about the movie itself, the title sounds, well, dumb.
Samuel L. Jackson’s ‘Boy Meets World’ Slam Poem Makes Us Miss the 1990s
Samuel L. Jackson, the most ubiquitous man alive, appeared on The Tonight Show to tug at our collective nostalgia by performing a compelling slam poem about the hit '90s TV show 'Boy Meets World.'
Get a Fresh Start to Your Week With Nutella, Coke, Mentos and a Condom
Nothing says "life is good and wonderful and f---ing strange" like watching a man stuff Mentos into a condom while yelling at you in Italian.
Klingon Beer Takes Your Star Trek Obsession to New, S—faced Heights
If you ever make it to Sto-Vo-Kor, the Klingon heaven, there's a good chance you'll be chugging lots of Warnog.
‘The Walking Dead’ to Receive Family-Friendly Makeover
Those rotting, walking corpses aren't really corpses -- they're just really sick.