An Open Letter To Non-Coffee Drinkers
First let me start off by saying that I envy you, but how in the world do you do it? Are you naturally a morning person? Do you just wake up ready to go every morning? Are you one of those people who wakes up early and goes to the gym too? I have so many questions...
What's it like to pass a Starbucks, Tim Hortons, Dunkin' Donuts or Biggby and not need it? That must be nice. I need coffee like a heart needs a beat.
At first I thought it might be because I'm more of a night owl that I need an entire pot of coffee to function as normal member of society, but that's not the case. Even when I'm not waking up at the crack of dawn, I still can't function without it. I shouldn't even be allowed out in public without consuming my morning Joe. It's not like I'm going to rip you a new one or turn into a 'Karen' and ask to speak to your manager without it. I just look a lot like those memes of little kids crying or falling asleep in random places because they're so tired.
But seriously, where does your energy come from? You're not a plant, so I know it's not from photosynthesis. Does it come from tea or energy drinks? Or are you just blessed with the best and need absolutely nothing? Cause I really don't understand how that's possible.
Help me help myself. Tell me your secrets. I need to know.