Amazingly, this is indeed true. As far fetched as it sounds, a homeless man in Pontiac stole an ambulance from Mclaren Hospital-Oakland and when he was pulled over by police, told them:

"I was on my way to the Booby Trap to see some pole dancing."

Unfortunately, the Booby Trap (which has the BEST name for a topless bar EVER) has been closed for quite some time. And too bad for him that stealing an ambulance is illegal. He's due back in court on December 9th.

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