Porn Stars These Tortoises Are Not [VIDEO]

Tortoises are spending some QT when an explorer hears them and wants to know what all the noise on an otherwise uninhabited island is about.

Papa (to be) Tortoise doesn't take too kindly to the extra eyes on their intimate moments and sets out to give the explorer 'what-for.'

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...and sets out to give the explorer 'what-for...'

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...and...sets...out...to... -- okay, apparently the turtle is chasing the guy but he's a turtle.  He's slow.

Sidebar: Are turtles the slowest love-makers in the animal kingdom?  I mean, those tortoises could have been at it for days when they were interrupted and it ruined the whole thing.  I could see Papa Tortoise being upset.