Pirate Causes Dansville Schools Lockdown

A 19 year old former Dansville student from Holt just wanted to play Dungeons & Dragons with his buddy in Dansville.  He was really into the game, too; dressed as a pirate and carrying a sword.

All was good until it wasn't.  The two friends had a disagreement.  No confirmation on whether anyone walked the plank, but, the Lansing State Journal says the unnamed teen ended up swimming, er, um, walking through the Dansville High School property, hoping to catch a school bus back to Holt.

Deputies caught up with the pirate and told him that he was not welcome on school property while wielding a weapon -- even if it was only going to be used to slay dragons.

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Dear LSJ, thank you for making this the best Tuesday ever with that story.