Pain in the Butt [VIDEO]
No, seriously. My butt hurts.
It all happened so fast. I must've slipped on a piece of paper or maybe my socks or maybe the carpet -- I'm not sure, but I slammed onto my butt and slid down the stairs with the force of a skier in an avalanche. It was over before it started. I just laid there thinking '10 years ago this probably would have just been embarrassing.'
I was pretty sure I broke something. Or...everything.
Day three: Motrin. ...and I might die.
I am only 34. I am NOT OLD. I mean... right?
Please share a personal episode similar to this one so that I feel better about myself. Oh, and, watch the stairs.