Finest as in...well, the police AND the criminals.

You don't hear a lot from the TV show COPS anymore (thanks a lot, LIVE PD), and to be honest, I hear that COPS is on TruTV nowadays. Or maybe it's just a website at this point; I really don't know.

Regardless of where it lives, it looks like our very own Vehicle City is showing the world a healthy dose of neighborly love.

The call obviously happened sometime during the summer - it involves neighbors, heroin, a fence and a guy who knows karate.

If you don't have a sense of humor about Flint, don't watch. End of story.