Mad Clowns Upset That Scary Clowns ‘Sensationalize the Norm’
I don't mean to offend. Believe it or not, I have more than one friend that is a clown. Okay, that's not exactly surprising. Just about ALL of my friends are clowns. But, I'm talking like -- seriously -- face paint, unicycle, big red nose, floppy shoes and water-squiring flower... (it gets me every time.)
But, sometimes the jokes... they write themselves.
The President of Clowns of America International (because there is such a thing), Glenn Kohlberger, is upset at the scary depiction of clowns in American Horror Story: Freak Show. Kohlberger, also known as 'Clyde D. Scope,' told The Hollywood Reporter -quote- "Hollywood makes money sensationalizing the norm."
Uhhhh... YOU WEAR A PAINTED SMILE AND GIANT SHOES!
Read the whole nonsensical (which makes perfect sense) article here.