A local man, who is also a mega bonehead, was arrested this past weekend for throwing around the pigskin with a couple of friends. Just kidding. He was arrested because he TRIED TO THROW A FOOTBALL OVER THE FENCE AT A JACKSON PRISON. A football that was filled with DRUGS, TOBACCO, AND PHONES!

The best part of this whole shenanigan? He totally missed and ended up throwing the football in between two fences, hahahahahahahaha. So now he'll forever be known as the guy who not only got arrested AT a prison, but also had an embarrassing throw go way short.

Is this for real? I feel like this could have been on an episode of Orange is the New Black. 

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