Area Zoo Puts ‘Exotic’ Poop on the Market — Get It Before It RUNS Out (Tee-hee)
I'm probably not going to have another opportunity to talk about poop in a post for a while so, warning, juvenile humor ahead!
Poop, poopy, poo, dung, doo-doo, dookie, crap, kaka, feces, uh-oh, number 2, turtle head, cow pie, shart... I'm having trouble coming up with other fun references to pinching a loaf -- feel free to add yours.
Okay, so here's the deal.
Binder Park Zoo has poop for sale. But not just any poop. It's poo, dung, doo-doo of the exotic variety!
This Thursday is "Zoo Doo" Day, and for a mere $30 per "load," you can fertilize your own garden with composted zebra, antelope and giraffe waste.
This is definitely a "make your own jokes" post if I've ever seen one.
Get the whole stinky story here.