Dear Crazy Ex,

Here's a rundown of why we didn't work out:

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Seriously... HERE is a list of therapists in Lansing if you need to talk to someone. Maybe this list will help you from making the same mistakes with other girls in the future. Otherwise I'll end it with the famous words of Taylor Swift: "We are never getting back together... like ever!"

Sincerely Yours,
Happily moved on and over it

PS. Typing this letter has gotten this song stuck in my head....